Studies from University of Oxford (butt fat researcher, dated 7.45pm PDT November 2, 2013) have uncovered evidence that women with big yash are not only the most intelligent, but also the most resistant to chronic illnesses.
The report showed that fat accumulated in different parts of a woman’s body, and found that women with a fat ass were less likely to get diabetes, since they are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. More so, a woman with big nyash tends to have lower levels of cholesterol and fewer heart problems, according to the study.
Translate of the report shows: Women with a big nyash, wide hips and a narrow waist can live longer, and even be more intelligent, since the Omega 3 fats stored in their yash support brain development. “Marie Curie, for example, had to back that ass up in the lab all the time — and look how brilliant she was!” remarked butt researcher Benedict Pollen. “This wires the long-rumored story that Albert Einstein himself wore baggy clothing to try to mask the fact that he had it going on.”
Nigerian vixen girls and ladies will be very excited by this results, and my many would be wondering where they could get their hands on some lucrative butt injections. For more details please look forward to the second part of this article!
where and who made this statistic report??
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